-___- I Guess

Posted: January 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

……………………………………………………………………..Jessica Simpson started it.

She didn’t know Chicken of the Sea was tuna. She also declined an offer to try someone’s buffalo wings, claiming she “Doesn’t like to eat buffalo.” She was pretty. She was fun. She became a cultural icon.

Congratulations!!

…………………………………………………………………………....You……….Are…………….Stupid.

It’s okay. You don’t know any better. Besides, your idiocy is adorable. People are drawn to you because you give them so many laughs. Plus, YOU make THEM feel smarter.

But the most interesting part of all of this is that men seem to be drawn to girls like this. They get to jump in and be the rescuer as, time after time, she locks her keys in her car, forgets how to get home, can’t remember how to spell her own name. If she’s hot, does it really matter? After all, when you look like this…

…all you have to do is stand around and look confused. Some man will rush forward, eager to save you.

The thing that’s important to know is that sometimes the dumb act is just that…an act. Women have learned how to “work” men so that they get what they want. They never have to think for themselves or, heaven forbid, open a heavy door for themselves, because there’s always someone who will do it for them. And if you’re stupid, people won’t trust you to do things for them, so you may even find yourself coasting at work because nobody can depend on you to get the job done.

Yeah, the smart people get all the work. The more work they do, the more work is piled on them, while blondie over there is sitting in the corner, laughing inside that she’s collecting a paycheck to do nothing.

…………………………………………………………………………………….Who’s the dumb one now?

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